Reflections for the morning


Reflection No. 1 —– The first One Hundred Million dollars you ever earn is going to be the hardest!

Reflection No. 2 —– A 1,200-calorie-per-day diet will melt the pounds off you if it does not kill you first.

Reflection No. 3 —– Buddah did not say, “Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship, and a fat ass the worst curse on Mankind.”

Reflection No. 4 —– A candle has no chance of ever burning unless there is a flame and men cannot engage in reproductive coitus without an adequately-functioning penis.

Reflection No. 5 —– There are some things that cannot be hidden from the sight of other people for too long — The Sun overhead, The Moon at night and the flaccid penis hanging out of the open fly.

Reflection No. 6 —– If it is true that we become what we think, then I am going to become a bird, sprout wings and sit in the top of a tree. (Even though it would be more fun to become a skunk and spray somebody I don’t like very much.

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